TOP 31 HABITS OF A NEW YORKER

“ A New Yorker is someone who wakes up, sees the city is underwater, and swims to work.”

BARRY GRAY

1. WALKS LIKE A CHEETAH
2. ASKS EACH OTHER HOW MUCH THE RENT IS
3. DEFAULT MODE: COFFEE-DEPENDENT
4. HATES STARBUCKS BUYS STARBUCKS EVERY MORNING
5. BOTH MOST POLITE AND RUDEST
6. EATS MORE SUSHI THAN JAPANESE
7. NOT AFRAID OF CAT-SIZED RATS
8. NAVIGATES MORE ADVANCED THAN ARCTIC TERNS
9. ABLE TO RIDE SUBWAY WITHOUT HOLDING ONTO ANYTHING
10. NEVER STOPS ABRUBDTLY CUTTING THE FLOW OF SIDEWALK TRAFFIC
11. DOG-LOVER
12. LIVING IN ROOM-SIZED APARTMENTS BUT PAYING HIGH RENTS
13. CALCULATING WHICH WAGON OF THE TRAIN WILL STOP BY THE EXIT SHE NEEDS TO TAKE
14. STRANGERS AREN’T STRANGERS
15. CALLS MANHATTAN ” THE CITY “
16. TAKES MULTITASKING INTO NEXT LEVEL
17. NO.3 REPEATS
18. TO-GO MASTER
19. ALWAYS IN RUSH EVEN WHEN NOT IN RUSH
20. BUT PATIENTLY WAITS IN WHOLEFOODS LINE
21. NEVER CARRIES CASH
22. JAYWALKER
23. BRUNCH, -JUST BRUNCH
24. SPARES SOME BUDGET FOR THE HOMELESS AND THE STREET MUSICIANS
25. KNOWS WHAT SOHO, NOHO & TRIBECA STANDS FOR
26. PIZZA MANIAC
27. WAVES AT OFF-DUTY OR OCCUPIED CABS
28. IGNORES EVERY SINGLE FLYER DISTRIBUTOR
29. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING- APOLOGIZES FOR NOTHING
30. SETS STREET FASHION TRENDS
31. MOST FASHIONABLE
32. NO.17 REPEATS